monkey snack
I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.
monkey snack by cronix April 29, 2004
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Snack Monkey
(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.
Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Snack Monkey by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004
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you little umbrella monkey quack sack by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017
Sack Monkey
A male or female who hangs from their partners sack while throwing there feces in a sexual way around their partner.
Sack Monkey by SackMOnkeyLOVER June 22, 2011
Monkey With No Sack
This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla
Monkey With No Sack by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024
Money Sack
When your cock is completely limp, slap that bitch in the palm of your hand, close your fist around it, and pull it up towards your stomach. Your balls will then hang down from the bottom of your closed fist like a big ol' sack of money. Spread your legs, snap a picture, and send it to a an online hottie. She'll get so wet that she'll spread her nasty beef curtains and send you a picture back.
The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.
The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.
The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.
The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.
--Noun--
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."
--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."
--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."
Money Sack by Bud Vuck McGee August 14, 2012
Monkeyspackflaps
Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.
Monkeyspackflaps by Keith October 12, 2004
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