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Swagger Monkey 

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player
person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz
Swagger Monkey by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010

Swaggerless Monkey 

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.
Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.
Swaggerless Monkey by sebadude March 8, 2010

swagger money 

Can be used as an emotional response from an individual and/or a method of explaining the sheer amount of wealth and swag one may have.
"yoooo i'm feeling really swagger money right now"
"my swagger money is immaculate and beyond any possible human comprehension."
swagger money by zennno January 11, 2021

swagger money morgz

a person who owns a frog bucket hat and they have a plant obsession. they are VERY swag and can save drowning people. they also hate toddlers and babies or anyone younger than them. they will bop bop you if you do something bad ๐Ÿ‘บ
person 1: sheโ€™s so swagger money morgz, i could never
person 2: what does that mean??
person 1: basically the swaggest human being alive, so not you ๐Ÿฅฐ