by osmo2 January 18, 2004
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.
Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
by Lucifer firefly February 26, 2012
Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!
Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!
by craZy chRi$ September 01, 2015
word for any kind of shady activity, devilry, devilment, tomfoolery, dishonesty, trickery, chicanery, skullduggery, shenanigans, mischievous, devilish and deceitful behavior. It also means by all the following: being on any crazy stuff, down low, lies, being shady, disrespectful, playing someone, and secrecy.
Tamika's best friend, Brooke, is hooking up with her little brother, Trevon, because she think he's really cute and be thinking try to seduce him. Then, whenever later, she played him.
*(Brooke walk up to Trevon)
Brooke: I just want to let you know you are really cute. We'll be dating tomorrow.
Trevon: Thank you. Okay, cool.
Then, very next few weeks. She played him.
*Trevon (thinks and say to himself): It seems to me, this is all just monkey business.
Later, Tamika found out her best friend been playing her little brother and be on and doing some stupid stuff. Trevon already told his sister on her. They're no longer best friends.
*(Brooke walk up to Trevon)
Brooke: I just want to let you know you are really cute. We'll be dating tomorrow.
Trevon: Thank you. Okay, cool.
Then, very next few weeks. She played him.
*Trevon (thinks and say to himself): It seems to me, this is all just monkey business.
Later, Tamika found out her best friend been playing her little brother and be on and doing some stupid stuff. Trevon already told his sister on her. They're no longer best friends.
by HotCincy92 April 11, 2015
Jul 19 trending
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