by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016
A euphemism for a nigger drive by shooting. Derived from the fact that niggers are basically monkeys, and their aim during one of their trademark "drive by's" is so terrible that they'd usually do as much damage by throwing their shit at the target (Maybe more, they could give him AIDS)
by OG Jamal Jefferson November 25, 2009
1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
by Brandon Armour December 12, 2007
Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.
by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004
Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.
Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?
Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?
Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?
by Gurrman September 22, 2006
by KrW September 7, 2005