The Mons

America's newest psychedelic disco polka super-group.

Formed at the Monte' Carlo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the band have been on the cutting edge of the psychedelic disco polka craze since 1997.

Produced such groundbreaking albums as, "Quif", "Burnt Out" and "The Underground Bootleg Live Interview".

"I waited 3 hours last night in the Velvet Tractor Room for a concert by The Mons only to find out the show had been canceled."

"When I got into their free groupie transportation vehicle, I had no idea it was one way.

by RevBrymo October 20, 2009

no mon

Short for , “That was really gay”

brooklyn slang

“You really said some gay shit bro, no mon”

by BrooklynboyEliV June 28, 2018

Mons

The art of asserting dominance over someone with the assistance of money or power

The way you just got that tab for free, that’s so Mons

by TommyP123 October 3, 2021

mons

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.

Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?

by MK January 12, 2004

Mon

Mon (pronounce "mun") is an abbreviation for the term "money". It is used for anything or anyone that is totally legit and fuckin' rad. It has the same general meaning as the term "money", but is used by mon individuals who are too busy living the dream and fucking shit up to be bothered to pronounce the whole word. Mon is more than a word, it's a way of life. It is thought to have come into existence at the University of Idaho around '09 or '10.

"Dude, last night was so fucking mon." "Yeah man, I finally hooked up with Jenny. Mon!" "That shit is so mon, dude."

by KidIcaruss November 7, 2011

Mon

Typically used to portray how a Jamaican pronounces "man". Can be used in almost any sentence, as a compliment, to describe an action, but most commonly used as a greeting.

"Ahh, that Nath's such a mon!"
"Oi mon, you up for a mon mon? C'mon, i'm well up for monnin'!"
"Ite mon! Hows it goin'?"

by Coopon September 23, 2008

MON' THEN

A threat usually used by people (mostly men) of Scottish or Irish descent. It basically means "I dare you to attach me, see what happens".

MON' THEN YOU SPECKY LITTLE #### SQUARE GO LIKE

by TheLadInABarnySuit January 4, 2021