mommy missile

It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

by SnoopLukeyLuke December 24, 2007

Mommy Missile

A guys baby making tool. Your Penis

Id sure like to stick my mommy missile in her

by Jay Bitch! May 23, 2008