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mommy missile

It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

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A station-wagon. The father's version of a mommy missile.

"My Dad is here."
"In the dadillac?"
"Yep, he's had it since it was new."

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