by janseybabe June 22, 2007
by gertiegumdrop January 16, 2018
A sweaty over-weight toothless woman who frequents bars late at night to prey on young unsuspecting drunk men, generally wanting to do sexual favors in return for closing time drinks. Usually behind the dumpster.
by Caped hero August 17, 2017
A woman of color who possess the qualities of a good cup of mocha: chocolate and caffeine. An erudite hottie who happens to be a mother and is full of energy. Someone who his deliciously sexy.
That Mocha Momma is at Starbucks so much that she is the same complexion as her drink. But she don't give none of those men her phone number, cuz she IS somebody's momma and wife.
by Kelly Wickham January 4, 2006
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
A lady which I mean lady!!!!! and really good woman who doesn't have to be big most likely short and wide in stature that has raised her whole family and her extended family by which I mean is everyone within a stone throw away! By that I mean generations even after she left the realm physically the goodness instilled in her by god makes ripples in the the wave pool of life. They say you die two deaths the first one is physical the second is the day your name is never mentioned again but if you was a Big Momma in your life I guarantee the name will live on and on and on. Big Mommas do not treasure the material and riches of man made things which fade and go but she is more like the giving tree she will not have earthly possessions to give you when she goes only the lessons and and the goodness she tried to instill in you.
Kid ask " who is the superhero you'd want to be "
Mom " if I could be anyone I'd like to be a Big Momma one day"
Compassionate kind and my hero my bigmomma.......
Mom " if I could be anyone I'd like to be a Big Momma one day"
Compassionate kind and my hero my bigmomma.......
by Plainjane0928 April 6, 2020
by samiandrachel December 5, 2006