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mom burn 

When a mom says something nice about her son and inadvertantly burns his friend in a way so clever that you wonder if it was actually intentional.
friend: "chris is a bad speller"
mom: "it's because he speaks french"
friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"
mom burn by observatori March 31, 2007
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mom burn 

Twice the power of a regular burn.
Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."
mom burn by Aardvark March 16, 2005

mom burn 

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.
teen; do you love me mom?

mother; i dont know i will have to think about it for a while

teens friend; oh snap you just got mom burned
mom burn by dontshootiamyou March 11, 2007

mom burn 

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.
girl: i'm so smart, i can spell better than my friend

friends mom: yeah, well, he can speak french

girl: ouch, that was a total mom burn. i've been taking french lessons twice a week for two years and still can't speak french
mom burn by observatori March 31, 2007

Mom's Burning Aroma 

Band from Panama City, Florida. Awesome punk-rock band. The members are Tyler, Luke, and David. They have so much talent its almost sickening. Write frickin' awesome songs. Such songs include "I Hate the Flintstones" and "Panama Shitty."
Kid 1: Did you see that MBA show last night?
Kid 2: No
Kid 1: They kick your ass, my ass, and everyone else in the city's asses.
Mom's Burning Aroma by xInsipidx January 8, 2005

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026