Mokena

Small town in Illinois, often referred to by locals as "smokena-joint". Most kids who live there are pot heads.

Mokena is filled with stoners.

by Ariel Triton January 17, 2010

Mokena

A village in Illinois filled with stoner kids and drunks.

That party in Mokena last nite was crazy man.

by Frankie E!!! May 28, 2009

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

Mokena

A town that is squished like hell.

I cannot believe Mokena exists.

by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021