Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.

"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."

by ETeezy January 18, 2010

moist pooplets

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

Poo Mist

When your fart is so dense you can almost feel, smell, and taste it in the are. Its like a light rain (mist) in a humid climate, however the weather is from your butt.

Guy1: Damnit, what is that? its like i walked into a stinky cloud!
Guy2: HAHA, you just walked into poo mist.

by Kermitp December 17, 2015

Moistpooper

A wet shit hole

Look at that Dog's moistpooper Marjorie, it looks like a wet sleeping bag

by MalcomPooper August 22, 2015

poor people pay the most

The unwritten law of modern finances. Wealthy people always pay less than working people.

The#1 law of finances. The Donald always pays less than Mark the welder for everything. Rich people always pay less than poor people
#1 unwritten law of finances.
Fat cat's pay less or are compted just so a product or service can claim they have served the upper etchilon.. or poor people pay the most.

by Sick and tired of FAT CATS July 5, 2017

pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 9, 2008

poose mist

a wet or juicy queef

man i just made my girl poose mist!

by milfs.and.cookies January 7, 2023