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A satisfying shit in which you don’t need to wipe/rinse because everything came out perfect and squeaky clean.

Wow! I just had a model citizen; very surprising considering all the Mexican food I’ve consumed lately!

model citizen by OughtTree August 8, 2018

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Model citizen

A citizen who's a model is a model citizen.

The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.

Model citizen by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

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Model Citizen

I don't give a single fuck about being a model citizen. And not having to be subordinate to your arbitrary whim is worth more than your life, your kid's life, and you're family's life.

Hym "Sorry. I don't see how modeling behavior after people who 'By whatever means' managed to become a 1 does any good for anyone. You have a handful of 1's, and, the ROLE of everyone else is to become a 1 or sit on the other side of the / and accept your fate as a 0. It doesn't matter who the model citizen IS. What matters is what they will do to stay on the numerator of the side of the line."

Model Citizen by Hym Iam July 20, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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