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mobligarch 

In 2018, America's mobligarch handed out enormous infrastructure project contracts to members of the newly crowned mobligarchy.
mobligarch by godisamyth March 16, 2018
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obligarchy 

A structure/form found in the world...ie: religious, educational, governmental, commercial; which has as it's basis the idea of mandatory obligation to principles inherent in the structure requiring strict adherence and acceptance without question.
Doctrine in a religious structure which after evolution of centuries by a central core of leaders, is accepted as unquestionably the "fact" or the "truth". Direct questioning then would lead to expulsion or being shunned or removed from the group. Inclusion in an obligarchy requires acceptance/approval of, and adherence to certain basic premises for inclusion in the group.
obligarchy by Franc Shoults May 17, 2006

Obligarchy 

A government controlled entirely by favors.
No thank, you sir, I do not subscribe to your obligarchy... even on the day of your daughter's wedding.

moraligarchy

A system of power — political, technical, or infrastructural — held by an individual or small group whose authority is justified not by election, inheritance, or force, but by genuine moral integrity and competence. Unlike traditional oligarchy, which concentrates power through wealth or ruthlessness, a moraligarchy concentrates power through trustworthiness — with the uncomfortable acknowledgment that such trust ultimately cannot be enforced, only chosen.
The internet needed a moraligarchy at its founding. Instead it got advertising.
moraligarchy by goatgeek March 1, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026