mobligarch

The top mobster in a mobligarchy.

In 2018, America's mobligarch handed out enormous infrastructure project contracts to members of the newly crowned mobligarchy.

by godisamyth March 16, 2018

ignorephones

Headphones used with or without music primarily to ignore someone.

Jason: I was sitting next to a Mormon on my flight yesterday.
Chris: Did he get all preachy on your ass?
Jason: No, I put on my ignorephones and he left me alone.

by godisamyth March 06, 2007

mobligarchy

A small group of mobsters having control of a country, organization, or institution.

In 2016, Putin and his cronies successfully manipulated the sheeple of the United States into installing a mobligarchy ruled by the mobligarch, Donald Trump.

by godisamyth March 16, 2018