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Headphones used with or without music primarily to ignore someone.
Jason: I was sitting next to a Mormon on my flight yesterday.
Chris: Did he get all preachy on your ass?
Jason: No, I put on my ignorephones and he left me alone.
by godisamyth March 06, 2007

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The top mobster in a mobligarchy.
In 2018, America's mobligarch handed out enormous infrastructure project contracts to members of the newly crowned mobligarchy.
by godisamyth March 16, 2018

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A small group of mobsters having control of a country, organization, or institution.
In 2016, Putin and his cronies successfully manipulated the sheeple of the United States into installing a mobligarchy ruled by the mobligarch, Donald Trump.
by godisamyth March 16, 2018

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