mobile dick 

When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis

Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick

mobile dick by sTaYd0Wn April 10, 2016

mobile dick forrest 

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

mobile dick forrest by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U 

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.

Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U by idealismfosho January 4, 2010

Mobiley Dick

The name of the most legendary mobile phone to have ever lived, a true silicon hero. Named after the whale hunted by Captain Ahab.

Person 1: I'm on fire.
Person 2: Don't worry i'll ring the fire brigade.

Person 1: It's an honour to be rescued from mobiley dick, I am not worthy.

Mobiley Dick by Darby Chops May 5, 2009