mitten fuck Share definition Flag When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over mitten fuck by mitman August 5, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the mitten fuck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch