(N.) the occurrence of eating fried chicken in a kayak on a main road whilst being ridden reverse cowgirl.
Guy 1: "how'd your date go last night?"
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
road kayak freaky reverse cowgirl fried chicken
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
road kayak freaky reverse cowgirl fried chicken
by Buttstuff21 August 1, 2016
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