mississippi crab dangle 

A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.

$500??? Maybe for a Mississippi Crab Dangle!

mississippi crab dangle by PinkyDW July 30, 2008

mississippi crab dangler 

it's a sexual act involving four people and a tractor.
first, three people get on the tractor,(usually males) and the fourth person the "crab dangler" gets tied to the back of the tractor.

while being pulled by the the tractor though a mississippi cotton field, the three people on the tractor are shitting, pissing, and ejaculating off the tractor onto the "crab dangler." it was propperly dubbed "mississippi crab dangler" because all the while, the fourth person has a crab dangling from his ballsack and or butthole. most commonly used with a king crab and a john deere 2001 series industrial lawn tractor.

dude, lastnight, joey was the mississippi crab dangler and he's messed up now!

mississippi crab dangler by mississippi g-dog March 26, 2010