Misspent Youth 

Said of oneself by a (usually older) person when they demostrate in front of unsuspecting onlookers a physical skill that belies their innocent looks or background. Such a skill usually reveals experience with a seedy, suspicious, questionable, or possibly illegal activty. Its a humorous self-deprecating confession of sorts that this skill was acquired by having practiced it in their youth; whether that's actually true or not.

Example 1: An old guy helping a stranger (who has locked their keys in their car) quickly jimmies the door open with the dexterity of a professional car thief.
Stranger: You made that look easy?
Old Guy: Misspent youth.

Example 2: A tiny old man steps up to a pool table puts his bet down then proceeds to clear the table to everyones amazement. As he pockets his winnings.
Amazed onlooker: How'd you do that?
Old Guy: Misspent youth.

Misspent Youth by 143yerosha September 24, 2014

Missapee 

Missapee is when you walk past a toilet then 10 minutes later you think you should have went in because you need a pee.

Could also be used in conjunction to Missapoop

Damn I just Missapee

Dude thats totally Flipahotapoles

Missapee by Robberz January 10, 2009

misshenley

1. A top tier adult model on the OnlyFans platform.
2. Partnered Facebook Gaming streamer.
3. Interviewed by Business Insider twice for her success on OnlyFans.
4. Former Mixer partnered streamer.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see what MissHenley posted today?"
Guy 2: "No, who is that?"
Guy 1: "OMG man, only one of the best OnlyFans models to sub to!"
Guy 2: "Really?"
Guy 1: "BRO she does it ALL!"

misshenley by GiggityGoo6969 January 16, 2021

MissKarenEnglishTeacher 

ThatVeganTeacher 's alter ego. An amazing english teacher who writes the best songs ever.

I love MissKarenEnglishTeacher, but not ThatVeganTeacher

MissKarenEnglishTeacher by kebab babe September 26, 2020

Mishappenings 

When something happens during a wild night that was not planned.

Person 1: Dude did you know you had sex with a fox last night
Person 2: What!!!
Person 1: I no, crazy mishappenings

Mishappenings by -Stephen-Potter- February 23, 2008

MissKarenEnglishTeacher 

MissKarenEnglishTeacher is one of ThatVeganTeacher's alter egos. She is a music making school teacher who teaches students how to speak English well. Her music is a bop.

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: What are you doing here???!!!

Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!

Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!

Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

MissKarenEnglishTeacher by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

misshapenstance 

An unfortunate event, usually resulting in jail time.

Man, I had myself a little misshapenstance in the streets last week. Thanks for bringing the bail money.

misshapenstance by YOU DOG FART December 29, 2022