Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!
1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.