The Minister's Cat 

Another name for a secret affair that is greatly sought after... much like that represented in Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic work: The Scarlet Letter.

We snuck back to the hotel, and I tore that ass up... I mean balls deep in the minister's cat till she was singing the Hallelujah chorus!

The Minister's Cat by Poonberry Associates January 20, 2013

Bob's Your information Minister 

A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.

You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.

Bob's Your information Minister by CB jeebee September 10, 2008

How's Your Prime Minister 

The act of a UK prostitute coming up to someone with male genitalia and fondling the penis and balls. This phrase can be also be used as a joke when touching the underside of something.

Hank: Dude, I met a prostitute in London last week.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.

How's Your Prime Minister by hoehusher September 26, 2023

Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

-or-
The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Minister of Sneers by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

Minister of swamps and stumps

Minister of Swamps and Stumps

Minister of the Enviornment

Minister of Swamps and Stumps.

Minister of swamps and stumps by Modern Women January 2, 2026

sinister minister 

weed, ganja

yo dude i brought a baggy of sinister minister

yeah cheers

sinister minister by Superhanzz January 2, 2011

Salty Prime Minister 

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

Salty Prime Minister by Komodeo October 9, 2012