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Mini Moni 

A j-pop group born from the money-making powerhouse that is Hello! Project (also responsible for Morning Musume), aimed primarily at pre-school to secondary-aged children that was popular from 2000 to 2004, when the group was put on "indefinite hiatus". Most of their songs were about counting, food groups, etc., with a smattering of English phrases taught by the group's one American member.

In spite of the fact that this was a group for small children, many American high school (and in some sad cases, post-high school) otaku cite Mini Moni as one of their favourite j-pop bands, because they're just so KAWAII! These people typically refuse to acknowledge that the only people over the age of five at Mini Moni concerts were parents of the children attending. It is also arguable that these people understand none of the lyrics that they so enthusiastically sing along with, as if they did, there is no way they would be calling themselves Mini Moni fans in lieu of having an IQ of 70.
Mini Moni fangirl: jankenpyon is my favorite song EVAR!

Person: You do realize that song is about playing rock, paper, scissors, right? Do you even speak Japanese?

Mini Moni fangirl: ur so baka. MINIMONIRULZ!!!
Mini Moni by Humberttt January 16, 2008
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mini moni 

The archangel cast from heaven for leading the revolt of the angels; Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub. Can be seen moonlighting as an alleged breakoff group from Japanese Pop idol group Morning Musume as a group of the four youngest members.
...And ye shall renounce Mini Moni from thine heart and be saved...
mini moni by myumyu June 5, 2004

minimoni 

MiniMoni

One of the cutest duo’s in BTS. RM and Jimin add up to make this pair. This friendship is so wholesome and any time they post selcas or have their moments, Armys hearts explode. The duo is too cute to resist especially when Jimin acts overprotected over Joon. Both RM and Jimin have lots of care, respect and adoration for each other but can turn dark when someone insults the rest of the members. MiniMoni is lowkey underrated yet priceless.
Army#1- “Omg, Look BTS posted!!!”
Army#2-“No way, who is it??”
Army#1-“It’s Minimoni, omg they’re soooo cute”
Army#2-“Hold up, lemme screenshot this :)”
minimoni by AmourValerie February 1, 2020
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