minge jerky

The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.

Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?

by fossnessmonster March 12, 2009