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ming magnet 

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.
Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.
ming magnet by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006

ming mang 

a silly person; a loser; a moron; a jackass.
"What a ming mang!"
"Ya know, you are a real ming mang"
"Lets go see what that ming mang is doing"
"You just puked all over my bed you ming mang!"

As far as I know this was a term that first started being used in the 1992/1993 time frame.

Originally 'Ming mang' was something we called handicapped people that suffered from afflictions like Down Syndrome. However, As time went on the term Ming Mang was being used in a circle of friends and generally was said when someone did something or said something really stupid and/or moronic.
ming mang by Blackeyebry June 22, 2009

Ming Mang 

Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis
Jeff, have you seen Randall’s penis? He’s got a Ming Mang!
Ming Mang by Sylvester Hilda August 25, 2021

Ming Mang Mao 

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.
Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!
Ming Mang Mao by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

reft ming chow mang 

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person
Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

Mac Ming 

Kevin: wanna do some cardio
Mac Ming: nah wanna do arms
Kevin: stop taking SARMS pussio
Mac Ming by Yuki Tsunoda June 27, 2022