Minecraft Steve

when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow

"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"

"Idk i was bored."

by Jung Yeoka June 06, 2022

Minecraft Steve

A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.

Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?

by some guy in the internet January 08, 2022

Minecraft Steve

The name of our saviour

✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history

by Spud. May 20, 2021

minecraft steve nsfw

some weird shit

Guy 1: did you see that minecraft steve nsfw
Guy 2: that was some weird shit

by Nioko January 21, 2022

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek

A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.

by my life stinks February 16, 2020

Steve(Minecraft)

One of the second strongest video game characters because he can life the entire freaking universe

STEVE(Minecraft) IS A GOD

by Mrjdhchshdbdhd April 22, 2022

Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory

-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy

by mistermorgan October 17, 2022