Derogatory term for people in their twenties obsessed with avocados, tumblr, pinterest, and awful memes (from tumblr, usually). They also like Friends, and probably do Buzzfeed quizzes. BEWARE!
by gamergirl123456 April 13, 2021
The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".
Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.
"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"
"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"
by arnoldmd November 06, 2017
A tragic digital condition in which a millennial’s sense of humor, creativity, and critical thinking slowly decay due to prolonged exposure to low-effort, painfully relatable, nostalgia-bait content. Often triggered by watching 30-minute reaction videos, BuzzFeed-era skits, or “adulting is hard” jokes for the 800th time.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
by NatTheLood May 03, 2025
by TheShlow October 01, 2019
Damn bro is that a millennial spliff?
by bdan-313 September 24, 2019
People who were born between 1981 and 1996 who can’t get over the fact that nobody wants to hear about Taylor swift being smol gorl next to large boi Travis Kelsey, or their unnecessary facial expressions
Person 1: Ew are you watching millennial cringe. Person 2: yea I’m trying to look away but the side part and skinny jeans are keeping me from looking away
by Whatsupguys April 22, 2025
When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.
by 937463829 February 02, 2019