(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 22, 2014
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 19, 2014
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what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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A man who prefers dating/ hooking up with white women
Have you heard about jordan’s taste in women? i heard he’s The milkman
by R1cobkny March 5, 2023
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When you and your friend nut on each others hands and rub it on your dicks.
Me and Ted did the milkman yesterday. (no homo)
by Painus Cupcake April 10, 2019
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Is i man who can produce milk in many was. There is a 90% chance that he has clapped your mother
AYO BRO, THE MILKMAN CLAPPED YOUR MOM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by Rengokus..crusty.eye August 15, 2021
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