waiting for the milkman to show me around
(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
waiting for the milkman to show me around by Uncle Dimma July 18, 2014
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