The result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.
"Oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? "
"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."
"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "
"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."
"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "
by Bo0Bo0KittyFuck January 07, 2018
Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.
I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.
by Armadillinguist May 01, 2025
by Fuddartha November 24, 2017