Person 1: are you ready yet?
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022
Typically a young woman who often times comes from a military family, whether there are active duty members or not, who will seem as though she is surrounded by military men (whether that be family, friends, or partners) often. She may date military men exclusively even if it’s not intentionally. This is commonly due to an admiration of the values and morals that most military members have. She could be seen supporting multiple branches by posting pictures with those in uniform, owning different accessories or clothing items with military symbols/sayings, and attending military events (i.e. graduations, ceremonies, galas/balls).
Dude 1: Payton is a major military girl. Her family has an extensive list of vets and her brother is active duty Air Force. She’s also dated guys in four different branches!
Dude 2: Has she ever dated a civilian?
Dude 1: I doubt it, her current boyfriend is a marine.
Dude 2: Has she ever dated a civilian?
Dude 1: I doubt it, her current boyfriend is a marine.
by Collegestuff April 17, 2019
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by aggressive_nee February 13, 2023
This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
by ahgetawayfromme June 5, 2020