milfness

the term used when a mother shows how hot they are. Originates from the word 'milf' used to describe a mum who is good looking

oi john, your mum has some proper milfness going on today

by paigetheladbrown March 16, 2016

Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.

A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"

by Elite April 11, 2005

Maldness

A term coined by the chat of the Twitch streamer Forsen describing the process of getting worse at video games the older you become. It is a combination of the words "bad", "mad" and "bald".

MALDNESS PepeLaugh :point_right: :chart_with_upwards_trend:

by MrSam007 June 9, 2019

Midnesstistieism

Midnesstistieism "(Mid-Niss-tist-ee-ism)" is a slang term used to describe the act of something as mediocre or of low quality. It is often used to (humorously) insult something as bad, boring, or inferior in some way, especially when other people regard that person or thing as excellent or high quality, as in Jojo's Bizarre Adventures is pure Midnesstistieism.

"You all watch this show, I don't watch this Midnesstistieism."

by GeepGorp991 August 3, 2024

Peak Midness

When something is so horrendously mid that literally nothing could ever be worse than it; basically the equivalent to utter garbage.

Guy 1: hey, you should totally subscribe to Vivziepop!
Guy 2: you mean that satanist bitch? All her content is nothing but peak midness!
Guy 1: ...I need to rethink my entire life.

by Cool psyeudonym November 1, 2024