milfness
the term used when a mother shows how hot they are. Originates from the word 'milf' used to describe a mum who is good looking
milfness by paigetheladbrown March 16, 2016
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Midness
The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
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Midnesstistieism
Midnesstistieism "(Mid-Niss-tist-ee-ism)" is a slang term used to describe the act of something as mediocre or of low quality. It is often used to (humorously) insult something as bad, boring, or inferior in some way, especially when other people regard that person or thing as excellent or high quality, as in Jojo's Bizarre Adventures is pure Midnesstistieism.
Midnesstistieism by GeepGorp991 August 3, 2024
Peak Midness
When something is so horrendously mid that literally nothing could ever be worse than it; basically the equivalent to utter garbage.
Guy 1: hey, you should totally subscribe to Vivziepop!
Guy 2: you mean that satanist bitch? All her content is nothing but peak midness!
Guy 1: ...I need to rethink my entire life.
Guy 2: you mean that satanist bitch? All her content is nothing but peak midness!
Guy 1: ...I need to rethink my entire life.
Peak Midness by Cool psyeudonym November 1, 2024
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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