mike oxlong

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a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006

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Mike Oxlong

A trap name

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!

Mike Oxlong by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

Related Words

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mike oxlong

mike oxlong by mike oxisrallylong March 28, 2023

Mike Oxlong

A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long

Hey, Mike Oxlong!

Mike Oxlong by Tr45h June 9, 2022

Mike OxLong

the cringest way to rickroll someone

Me: Who is mike
Innocent bystander: idk
Me: Mike Oxlong

Mike OxLong by Man1234567898765434567u8ioi876 March 3, 2022

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

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The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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