midnight shadow

when a guy is going down on a women and she has a wet fart that splatters his chin and jaw, leaving a chocolate beard

Paul: "Dude, last night, I took Lacy out for Mexican food. Then later when I went down on her, she gave me a mean midnight shadow!"

Jeff: "Bummer, dude."

midnight shadow by sparky mcfartypants April 27, 2011

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midnight shadow

good looking black guy that hasnt shaved in a couple of days because he is lazy.

god look at that midnight shadow where is his cape he is like a god damn superhero.

midnight shadow by dannydarvocet69butthump October 16, 2008

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m1dnightshadow

when you run a gaming community and randomly freak out and become an asshole. Includes unpredictably pissing off your community and changing everything and being all pissed for no reason. This person may or may not have a stick up their ass.

also, m1dnight

What happened guys? He just went all m1dnightshadow on us and now we're banned.

Holy shit! That guy is a douchebag. What a m1dnight.

m1dnightshadow by smellypants February 19, 2012

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Midnightshadowlight9

A very positive and brilliant date. A girl that makes her man feel good. Bonding in a likable match. Perfection in relational matters as a women for a man to date.

At midnightshadowlight9 we were the happiest couple in the group and felt really positive.

Midnightshadowlight9 by Midnightrainshadow May 12, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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