midnight shadow

when a guy is going down on a women and she has a wet fart that splatters his chin and jaw, leaving a chocolate beard

Paul: "Dude, last night, I took Lacy out for Mexican food. Then later when I went down on her, she gave me a mean midnight shadow!"

Jeff: "Bummer, dude."

by sparky mcfartypants April 09, 2011

midnight shadow

good looking black guy that hasnt shaved in a couple of days because he is lazy.

god look at that midnight shadow where is his cape he is like a god damn superhero.

by dannydarvocet69butthump August 27, 2008