microwaved it 

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

microwaved it by patrickhellard August 20, 2015

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008