Microsoft Word 

a shit piece of tech that ate my FUCKING essay.

Me talking to microsoft word after it ate my fucking essay:"GIVE IT BACK WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU?!!?!?!? I FUCKING NEEDED THAT YOU PILE OF HORSE FECES"

Microsoft Word by (ಠ_ಠ) May 27, 2018

Microsoft Word 

write letterz n' shit, yo!

no example is needed, dude

Microsoft Word by Link January 17, 2005

Microsoft Word 

A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!

I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!

What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!

5 MB!? Are you fucked?

Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!

Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.

Microsoft Word by Babababaasascscvdgbdrv November 21, 2009

Microsoft Word 

Is the most piece shit program of them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there is no Examples, just read the definition, Microsoft Word

Microsoft Word by Grem711 May 26, 2008

microsoft word 

The only way the illest mo' fuckas on the planet say "word".

Billy: Yeah he bought the spinach.
Johnny: Oh, microsoft word!

microsoft word by Max Dish June 10, 2007

Microsoft Word 

A Word-Processing Program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the hell notepad is.

Grandma: I'll just type down a reminder for myself in Microsoft Word.
Grandson: Why not just use notepad? Its a lot quicker and uses less space.
Grandma: What in the hell is notepad?

Microsoft Word by whyistherebaconinthesoap August 13, 2010

Microsoft word 

gay as fuck microsoft application which is easy to make and fucking rips everyone off with a piece of fucking paper

fuck microsoft word is gay

Microsoft word by RUPERRRRRRTTTTTT September 14, 2017