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mickey mouse ears

when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.
mickey mouse ears by phobioid March 1, 2012
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Mickey Mouse Ears

when a large chested woman is wears a black shirt and places her breasts on your head.
paris hilton couldn't give mickey mouse ears pam anderson sure could
Mickey Mouse Ears by Ride4CwB May 13, 2005

mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.
Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.
mickey mouse ears by drzygote June 21, 2007

Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.
The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.
Mickey Mouse Ears by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011

Mickey Mouse Ears

The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).
When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.
Mickey Mouse Ears by Light Joker August 27, 2004

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.
Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"
Mickey Mouse ears by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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