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michael craxford

A guy who loves to kill the happy mood in the room by only walking into said room.
Quote: Common Enemy- Get Michael Craxford
michael craxford by BobTheBlob September 9, 2014
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Michael Crawford 

Only the MOST badass singer ever. Tends to give both straight and gay people of both genders orgasms. Very British. Very good looking in his younger years, still not all that bad.

Best known for being in a popular britcom called, "Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em" in which he played a neurotic slightly fruity character named Frank Spencer and also made insanely famous by playing The Phantom (or Erik, for the original book lovers.) in Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera".

Generally not associated with anything outside Andrew Lloyd Webber now. Not widely known anymore. Height of career sometime in the 80's.

Has been in several plays as well including (but not limited to) the following: Phantom of the Opera, Woman in White, Charly, Barnum
Michael Crawford gives all the ladies joygasms.
Michael Crawford by Ingenue September 29, 2005

Bryce Michael Crawford 

Michael Crawford 

A black hair dude with autism and is not cool, he may be nice and cocky, but he is also very stubbern.
Michael Crawford is the worst person of my life, I mean he is good looking, but um he is too mean for ladys.

Michael Crawford 

Very ugly and has autism, and also has no sweetness to people and also very unkind to people.
Michael Crawford is the worst person anyone has ever met, so I don't wanna invite that thing anywhere.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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