mexican mortar

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

by Dave Burgundy September 27, 2008

Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

by Jameson Vandersnatch September 5, 2011