When someone takes note of a particularly voluptuous pair of breasts, and is so transfixed by them that they are unable to look away for more than a few seconds at a time. This leads to repeated head jerks back and forth in the direction of said breasts....the mexican leche dance.
My buddy was at the bar last night and didn't get any numbers, but he was doing the Mexican leche dance all night long.
by Wotan Clan August 20, 2011
its when 5 mexicans do the act of devouring the targets ballsack then ward one of them dances on his chest while having nasty diarrhea on the targets chest another one of them goes and shoves his finger into the others nose then farts on his face afterward there last 3 devouring the ballsack lub up the victims ears and shove their nose/penis into it when the victim has gone deaf u must then proceed to put ur genitals into the eyeballs when the target is completely out of the senses you must shit on his asshole and plung it in there with a pluger must be premium brand in the end u never speak of it again.
by just a fat penis in the mist January 12, 2014
by E-feezy March 24, 2003
Mexican prison dance- when a group of Mexican prisoners (in cell block D) gang up and rape the shit out of a poor white elderly Jewish man and his asshole.
by Rebel_wrestling February 9, 2014
When you take a mexican hat and fill it with super spicy salsa and then shove it up the unsuspecting nerd's ass. Then you may do a little dance.
by trini man June 9, 2007
The action of using an actual human bone for a dildo. You sit on it and then you make a circular motion with your ass.
by kesskisspass December 7, 2016