Metitis 

Joining the mets team and playing like crap.

Referring to Met fans having ridiculously unrealistic views about their bad team.

Roberto Alomar caught Metitis and his career was finished.

Jeff Kent is a Metitis survivor and has gone on to have a great career.

Billy just said Jose Valentin is the best second baseman in the league, he must have Metitis.

Metitis by Mike Geesh May 24, 2007

metrotist 

a man with a socially isolated background who evades, stages, and trumps his social scenes despite only occasional appearances...he is both feared and well respected

"Metrotist needs nordicare for his hands...."

-queerthrin

metrotist by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010

methitis 

Longing for a pipe of methamphetamine.

It's been so long, I have Methitis

methitis by Sweets73 September 19, 2016

Methitis 

This is a person who is doing meth with so many people, that there spreading the drug around like it's a disease

Hey, my grandpa said don't come over if your tweaking, because he don't want our family getting that methitis again.

Methitis by G.R. Knowledge January 23, 2018