"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."
A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.
by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020
The sizable pair of breasts/boobs that Sunny of Korean girl group Girls Generation carry. Her boobs may have to be the 2nd biggest pair in the kpop world (after G.NA).
Coined by fans of Girls Generation, also known as SONEs.
Coined by fans of Girls Generation, also known as SONEs.
SONE: OMGOMGOMGOMG LOOK AT THOSE SUNNY MELONS!
Friend: OMG.
SONE: IKR.
Friend: OMG SO BIG.
SONE: IKR!!!
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SONE: Wow look at those Sunny melons
Friend: What are those? Melons in the sun?
SONE: No you idiot, her boobs.
Friend: Oh. Those are some nice Sunny melons right thar.
SONE: Preach.
Friend: OMG.
SONE: IKR.
Friend: OMG SO BIG.
SONE: IKR!!!
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SONE: Wow look at those Sunny melons
Friend: What are those? Melons in the sun?
SONE: No you idiot, her boobs.
Friend: Oh. Those are some nice Sunny melons right thar.
SONE: Preach.
by oppareul August 5, 2011
Two guys who frequently bring melon (watermelon, rockmelon, etc) for each other. The melon is usually nicely prepared (cut in regular sized cubes) to impress the other guy. They will usually eat the melon together and in front of other people to strengthen the melon bond. Melon brothers are usually very protective of each other.
Dude, don't you know we are melon brothers. I will fuck you up if say anything bad about my melon brother.
by EvgenyIsGreat May 16, 2010
The most perfect person that has ever stepped foot on this planet. Just talking to her gives you butterflies plus a massive smile on your face.
She cares ALOT as well.
Talk to her for a long time and next thing you know, she stole your heart.
She also has this smile, where just looking at it makes you smile.
She is extremely cute and gorgeous.
She cares ALOT as well.
Talk to her for a long time and next thing you know, she stole your heart.
She also has this smile, where just looking at it makes you smile.
She is extremely cute and gorgeous.
Grace The Melon made my day once again.
by Sir. Lemon October 25, 2022
A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.
Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
by RedBarrage September 7, 2010