The best transformers ship in the world.
(Essentially it's Megatron x Optimus for megop and Optimus x Elita for the oplita part. Together it is megoplita)
Transformers fan #1: Hello! Do you prefer megop or oplita
Transformers fan #2: Both. Megoplita.
Transformers fan #1: Omg, you are ONIPOTENT
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!