meetul 

Meetul is a Hot guy, very studious, and very friendly
He is ripped and works out 12 hours a day.
I can't write anymore sorry
Meetul is NOT lazy like me

Meetul where are you darling, please see this

meetul by ADMIRER 007 November 23, 2021

Sneaker Meetup 

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.

Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*

Sneaker Meetup by w_hat August 23, 2020

mentulate 

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

mentulate by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

Pethead Meetup 

The necessary get together of the Pethead family before and after a Pet Shop Boys show.
The getting together of old and new fans of Pet Shop Boys.

“Where is the Pethead Meetup?”

Pethead Meetup by LeZazous August 12, 2018

Meetu 

a beautiful and strong independent woman who is a great friend

Meetu gave me great advice on how not to be dependent on a man.

Meetu by mr. man sir October 13, 2009

meetug 

A meetug is when one or more lonely anons meet up to hug each other.

This occurs when someone is so deprived of social contact that they just want a hug. This leads them to meet at a chosen location and give each other hugs. A very comforting experience for the willing participant.

meetup + hug = meetug

anon1: I'm not doing too good, my girlfriend just broke up and I just want to hug someone tight.
anon2: Where are you? I'm also feeling bad. We can arrange a meetug!
anon3: I've been feeling down lately. Can I join?

*The group proceeds to meetup for a meetug and get their spirits lifted*

meetug by Nidardos RatOiler November 9, 2022

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome 

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010