Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."

Slut1”oh yeah let that yogurt flow”
Slut2” Bigboy427 you’re meat stick is getting bigger, let me at it.”
Bigboy472”Don’t worry there’s enough to go around”

Meat sticks are bad for your health.

Come here meatstick!

Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.

Randy: Why the hell does Gina keep staring at you with a huge ass grin?!

Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.

Eat a meatstick faggot