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The bottom of the curve that saves your grade.
"Hey you studying for that exam"
"Nah the meat-shields got me covered"
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by Apt420 March 08, 2019
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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1. An individual possessing high stamina and strength, often sought by weaker individuals to "Tank" or absorb large amounts of incoming damage and aggression.
Group seeking Meatshield, have priest. Please send tells.
by Kens March 02, 2006
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Used in a zombie invasion, a meat-shield is a individual who is viewed as obsolete or as a way to save their own ass by another individual, and they are promptly used as bait on an hoard of zombies at any given time. This technique is very effective in distracting the zombies, and since the meat-shield had no real purpose before, they are given a purpose to be yummy decoy.
Scenario: zombie invasion, wide scale and there is a small group of survivors. One of the survivors, named Steve, does not do jack to help the group and constantly pissing and moaning, making life even more aggrivating for the others.

Steve: #whining and bitching# I'm tired and hungry!! This sucks! I'm going to be the last survivor...Bitch, bitch, bitch, etc...
#hoard of zombies come running in#
Sam:#about to be attacked by a zombie# Meat shield!
#Group tosses Steve into the masses of zombies. He doesn't last long... And the rest of the group gets away and survives#
by sephrin May 06, 2007
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n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.
"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."
by ATX April 20, 2006
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Effectively the same as human shield but can mean the use of any sufficient animal.
I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.
by wtfomgstfu November 01, 2003
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Protective screen consisting of living human bodies (mostly conscripts) i.e. walking in front of a tank, important command unit etc. to clear mines or block a line of sight from enemy units.

Term commonly used by tabletop wargamers (i.e. 40k)
"My tank has a meatshield because it is covered for more than 50% by this stormtrooper squad!"
by Metahumanoid July 29, 2008
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