Meat you

To meat you, means to fuck

Meat you Where do you want to meat?

Meat you by PickleBallBanger August 30, 2023

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter 

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.

Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter by Miss JRD July 28, 2012

Beat it before you Meat it 

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

Beat it before you Meat it by chillchillchill February 25, 2011

You think you're fresh meat? 

Somebody who believes that they are of a superior quality to another person. Generally used when someone is bragging about a personal accomplishment.

Kyle: Dude I totally won our team the game!

Liam: You think you're fresh meat?

You think you're fresh meat? by Manusuperfan March 11, 2013

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? by DuBois April 7, 2006

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! by eda-skip November 24, 2021

You think you're fresh meat? 

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.

You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

You think you're fresh meat? by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016