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meat wash 

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job
Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"
meat wash by drummist July 4, 2006
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meat wash 

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.
"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"
meat wash by meatspert February 5, 2010

meat wash 

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.
"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"
meat wash by meatspert February 3, 2010

Meat Washcloths 

A textured low-hanging labia usually colored maroon too dark purple. Similar to beef curtains or meaty Folds standing alone with its ribbed linty medium shag feel.
The origin of this adjective came from its predecessors such as beefy Folds meat curtains and wizard sleeves. It is rumored to be the most powerful in the group due to the texture alone causing severe trauma and PTSD in any man or woman that has first-hand encountered them.
Please tuck your meat washcloths this is a yoga class.
It is basic hygiene to ring out your meat washcloths otherwise they will grow musty and dank.

The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style 

An incredibly rare orgasmic move of cosmic proportions, The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style can be utilized to pause time itself l. The move is preformed by a person wearing a cowboy getup from 1889, she must succ on a comically small pp with an exploding motion, results have stated that the move is so pleasuring it has the ability to pause time and could possibly end existence as we know it
P1: "aye Br0 you tryna get this move known as the omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style no homo??"

P2: "aight Br0 sure"

Time: "aight im finna head out adios"

Meatwashed

Meatwashed is a general term for someone who really likes meat and or is unaware of where meat comes from.
Meatwashed can also be used as a general insult for an ignoramus.
You are such a typical meatwashed yuppie.
Meatwashed by Ton_The_Hungry April 7, 2026
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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