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When the extra long foreskin of the penis can be pulled out wide enough to shield the shaft from leaking precum running down it.
I leak so much precum that I pull out my meat umbrella so it doesn't land in my pubes.
by Naykedbuddy January 05, 2018
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A young child that is fat enough to be used as an umbrella
Jimmy is suck a meat umbrella
by Nwat March 01, 2017
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When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing
Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty
by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017
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