meat umbrella

When the extra long foreskin of the penis can be pulled out wide enough to shield the shaft from leaking precum running down it.

I leak so much precum that I pull out my meat umbrella so it doesn't land in my pubes.

by Naykedbuddy January 5, 2018

meat umbrella

A young child that is fat enough to be used as an umbrella

Jimmy is suck a meat umbrella

by Nwat March 1, 2017

Meat umbrella

When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing

Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty

by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017