Meat Cleavered 

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

Meat Cleavered by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Iowa Meat Cleaver 

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

Iowa Meat Cleaver by Legener July 18, 2017

Hawaiian Meat Cleaver 

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.

Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!

Hawaiian Meat Cleaver by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015

meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

meat cleaver by mike May 19, 2003

Meat Cleaver

During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.

I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!

Meat Cleaver by Teach Me Bro February 4, 2022

Meat Cleavers 

Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.

Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.

Meat Cleavers by Harry Ballz Sandwich October 18, 2008

meat cleaver

Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.

That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!

meat cleaver by nigga May 20, 2003