McNut

The act of nutting in a McDonald's bathroom.

"I had the biggest boner, so I went to McDonald's to bust a McNut.

by The Butt Fuck February 08, 2018

McNut

A mcdonalds secret item with a fuck ton of mayo in between two burger patties

Bruh i just a mcnut from mcdonalds secret menu, it was sooooo good.

by Jaylan and nikki December 17, 2019

Mcnutted

When you shoot yourself in the head with a 12 gaugeso that your head explodes like a watrmelon ( Comes from viral video of Ronnie Mcnutt suicide)

Person 1: Did you see Sara yesterday
Person2: Yeah, she really mcnutted herself

by MrkiLudak March 10, 2023

McNut

1. Noun - The semen one would shoot out in a McDonald's Bathroom or on/in a McDonalds employee.

2. Verb - The act of shooting semen in a McDonalds bathroom or on/in a McDonald's employee.

I shot my McNut in her Mcface and it was McAwesome! Too bad it was on camera and she got fired.

Damn, Holly, I'm bouts to Mcnut all over your face and your shitty Iggy Pop hairdo!

by MooseyMoose September 08, 2006

Mcnut

When your having sex with your partner and you slap them with a McDonald's hot and spicy chicken sandwich just before busting

Friend 1 - I mcnuted my GF last night
Friend 2 - how did she take it
Friend 1- not well

by Steven mcnut April 07, 2022

McNut

First you must go into McDonalds and order a double big mac. Then you go into the bathroom with your burger and masturbate until you are about to cum. Then you put you dick in the hamburger and walk out into the dinning area with your hamburger on a tray at dick level. Finally you find a person sitting down and ask if they want mayo. Regardless of their answer you pull the hamburger and cum all over their face.

Tyler: Wanna McNut on some people at McDonalds

Kyle: Yeah, but we gotta get out of there fast

by Normiemaster1717 May 05, 2017

McNut

1. semen that is swallowed following a blowjob

2. fucking at McDonalds.

1. Bitch, how'd you like that McNut? You swallowed the whole thing. You musta been really hungry.

2. Male: Ho, I'm gonna McNut inside you and McCrush you on this playhouse.
Female: O ya baby fuck my McPussy til I McCum
Ronald McDonald: Can I join this McNutting?

by The NutCrusher December 19, 2009